This is going to be one of the very few beauty posts I will ever do. I'm no professional and will get away with the absolute minimum work that I have to do to look good (basically, a whole face of make up just to look like I haven't died and come back to haunt my enemies (which is something I've threatened to do - it usually works)).
Anyway, back on topic. I recently decided that I was going to exfoliate my whole body and face. I wanted nice smooth legs that all the boys could feel up. I joke. Seriously. Kinda. If a boy wanted to feel up my legs, I probably wouldn't be opposed. I need to stop talking.
Back on topic. Take 2. I found a recipe for this awesome coffee/honey/olive oil scrub and I AM IN LOVE. My body is oh so smooth. Forget about milkshakes bringing boys to the yard, this body scrub is DA BOMB and will bring boys to the yard to feel up my legs (sorry).
The original recipe is as follows:
1 teaspoon ground, unscented, roasted coffee (none of that instant stuff - PEASANTS)
1 teaspoon honey
2 teaspoons olive oil
Admittedly, I didn't think it seemed like a big enough amount (I'm not exactly a stick). So. In true Shenaya fashion. I made too much.
BUT praise the Lord because it seems to keep.
However, don't take my word that this is the best in the world (I doubt that I have that much influence over any of you) because it may not be for you. Find your own, improve them, let me know (I'm always looking for lazy beauty tips). You may have a perfectly amazing scrub that you've bought from a pound shop somewhere (LET ME KNOOOOWWWWW - I'm broke). That's your prerogative.
Okay, not one of my usual posts, but let me know in the comments if you want more!!
Shenaya xx
P.S. here's an interesting photo for y'all. Yes. That is a (somewhat) awkward handlebar moustache.
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