So how's everyone doing?
I thought today's post could be more of me complaining and whining about my life, instead of thinking about the world's problems that I probably can't change.
So. What's going on in my oh so terrible life?
1) I am ill. Very ill. Super ill. And I will now commence in giving you disgusting details about the colour of my phlegm and how when I cough, I pee a little (it's gotten to that point in our relationship). Okay, so I won't give you the details. Because I am a lady - contrary to a lot of people's beliefs BUT I have the boobs to prove it (if you recall, they're kinda like small islands - they can probably be seen on Google Maps). I was joking about the whole peeing thing, by the way (kinda).
Anyway, I'm ill and not getting better at all. I've been ill for a week. Since my birthday. If I spent the 14th night with you, I BLAME YOU. And my shit immune system. But I REFUSE TO ADMIT GUILT because I'm stubborn like that.
Mum says when I'm ill, I become like a man. I complain. I act like a weakling. I EXPECT YOU TO FEEL SORRY FOR ME. I'm a mean invalid (yes, I called myself an invalid - my mother is right, I act like a man). Speaking of my mother, she's ill as well. Yay. Oh, and so is my grandma. And they both blame me. But like I said, I refuse to admit guilt.
2) I'm supposed to be starting a new job - well, work experience BUT things keep getting in the way... Like ME BEING ILL and then I have some stupid college trip on the day I'm supposed to be starting and I don't know what to do because apparently it's compulsory but there isn't much point in me going. The point of the trip is to network and find people in our chosen field of business for future contacts, but if that's the whole point of my work experience, wouldn't it be better to go there and get the real life experience as well? I DON'T KNOW. Those of you that know me, know that I don't like missing college, I don't like having to catch up and I DO NOT play hooky. At least not consciously. So. DILEMMA. Oh and I've got so many bloody routine hospital check ups and appointments for various ailments (there's a loooooonnnnnnngggggggg list), that there probably isn't even much point in starting this work experience.
3) Problem 3: So. Because I'M ILL, I haven't made it into college for a week. So I'm playing catch up. And I have an assignment in for Wednesday. That I don't know how to do. And I can't go into college to ask teachers. Because I'M ILL. I can't even get notes. This is going well.
4) I can't eat. You know when you have so much phlegm that you start to throw it up? Yeah. The only thing I'm properly keeping down is most possibly the most British thing ever; tea. I'm really starting to miss solid foods. And water. I didn't think I would miss water. But, here I am. Missing water. Missing the food wasn't such a shock. I miss food even when I'm eating.
So, llamas. This was my whiny post. Because that's the mood I'm in. And you know what they say, misery loves company.
Shenaya xx
P.S. Don't worry, the Internet can't send my germs to you.
P.P.S. This was a super awkward photo to take. And I can't remember if I've already posted this.
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